Lottery

When I win the lottery I can hire someone to go to garage sales for me.

Soap

Soap is good, when you need it.  When you don't need it, then it is is something that is in the way.  However, those times when something is dirty and it needs to be cleaned, what is the thing that you look for first?  SOAP.  So just know Soap it is there when you need it.

Purchase power of the new modern girl

I bought a computer for the wife tonight.  I laptop to be specific.  Sure, she had one but it was broken.  Now she will have a new one with the Windows 7 operating system.  And that is how life works.  A laptop breaks and a new will replace it.  The whole world just keeps on clicking along. 

Sports

Sure, there are worse things in the world to spend you time on like.........blogging.....oh

Ducks

If you give it some thought, ducks have it good.  People that are striving for all the finer things in life end up with boats and airplanes.  Ducks can navigate the air and water whenever they want.  If you go to a nice place like a resort on a lake or a golf course, who beat you there?  Ducks, they are going to be there.  If you like to spend time in the woods hunting....oh this one is not so good for the ducks.  If you have the money and ability to go south for the winter you will, ducks already do that every year.  Yep, ducks have it quite good.

Better Choices

First there was playing with the radio
Then talking on the phone
and now text messaging, all by people driving cars. 

-- I don't think the roads are safe for a motorcyclist.

16 Things You Will Never See Me Write In This Blog

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United States of I

• Idaho
• Illinois
• Indiana 
• Iowa

Top bad days to have a your birthday, if you celebrate christmas.

• February  29th 
• December 25th
• December 24th
• December 26th

Five Filthy

• Dirt
• Grime 
• Soot
• Vile
• Swill
  

Dinner for Schmucks

I saw the whole thing and laughed several times.

A list of 15 Things

Shoes
Cats
Mail
Trees
Bad ideas
USB cables
Socks
Dogs
Email
Plants
Regrets
Drop cords
Toes
Birds
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